Saturday, February 12, 2011

Hairspray Costume Diaries, Part 3

Friday 2/4
I gave up on Maybelle's dress. I just didn't think I was going to have time, so I decided to cut my losses and begin perusing the plus size racks.  I ducked into Fashion Bug for a few minutes, but only a few minutes.  Partly because the selection for plus sizes was not very large, but partly because of the concerned salesperson hovering around me.  She finally worked up the nerve to confront me, and inform me that "people your size USUALLY shop on the other side of the store."

I told her I was looking for costumes, and I think she was offended by the suggestion of such a base use for her fabulously fashionable plus sizes.  She suggested checking Goodwill or Salvation Army instead, and hovered until I took her up on her suggestion, and left. 

CJ took me out to eat at Biggs Barbecue.  After we finished I wiped my face, and announced, "I'm going to Salvation Army to shop for some goooooorgeous laaaaaaaaarge clothing.  Wanna come?"  I threw in an eyebrow waggle for effect.  CJ declined the opportunity to accompany me.

My search yielded a magenta polyester skirt suit, a lovely flowered blouse, and a silk dress.  The skirt suit is actually rather attractive on my 2X-size test subject.  The dress, however, was a misshapen, ill-fitting no-go.  Maybelle was less than impressed with his/her clothing options, but I convinced him/her that he/she looked quite 60s-fabulous, especially with the bow tied on the blouse's neck.  We're still working on Maybelle's bra stuffing skills, however.  Hopefully by the first performance Maybelle's faux-busoms will be looking less lumpy and more realistically droopy.

Wednesday 2/8
I schlepped my sewing machine and accessories to school, and set them up on my language lab next to my desk.  I would be spending most of the next 48 hours in my classroom, thanks to parent teacher conferences, leaving me little time at home to finish costume construction before Friday's first dress rehearsal.

I should be complaining and concerned about the very few parents on my PT conference schedule, but instead I was very grateful for the hours of uninterrupted time to sew finishing seams and feather boas onto Edna's dress and skirt suit.

At one point a wandering dad stepped into my room, which I naturally assumed was the beginning of a walk-in conference.  "No, no," he explained, "I just wanted to see what that big purple thing was that you just held up."

Thursday 2/9
I had marked off two hours of my afternoon to devote to Hairspray rehearsals.  One hour of that time was actually used for Hairspray directly.  I met with 1/3 of the cast to try on their costumes for the first time.

This is the most stressful part of the process, because 10 excited high schoolers have LOTS of questions and needs to be met.  By the time that we got everyone's concerns dealt with, I decided I needed a more methodical way of collecting a to-do list while working through a first fitting.  Hopefully I will remember everyone whose pants need to be smaller, larger, more green, less brown, etc...  Disorganization really annoys me, especially when it is my own fault.

The other hour of my blocked off time was spent not in the theater department or on costumes, but on a theater-related effort: attending a rally at the Kansas State Capitol in support of the Kansas Arts Commission, which our governor has deemed an unnecessary drain on the state budget.

I would argue that the arts are neither optional nor a drain on the economy, and encourage anyone reading this to check the facts on the Kansas Arts Commission, and personally contact state legislators urging them to vote for an upcoming resolution in support of the Kansas Arts Commission.  

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Hairspray Costuming Diaries, Part 2

(See my previous entry for explanation of the following... you're going to need it...)

Sunday 1/30
Mission: giant bras.  I've never shopped for bras this large before.  Walmart has really large bras--it turns out the big ones are in little boxes and packages, stacked in rolling shelves.  Why?  Is it to protect the dignity of the customer?  Why not stuff all bras into little boxes and stack them on recessed shelving?

As I stared at the rows of boxes, it occurred to me that Edna and Maybelle's chest measurements might not actually match up to the numbers available.  I spent the next twenty minutes unfolding giant bras, holding them up in front of me, even wrapping them around myself to get an estimate on size.  I noticed the other customers carefully avoided me while I made my choices. If they had asked me why I was buying such large bras, I don't think the real explanation (that I'm buying them for some of my high school students, who just happen to be boys) would have cleared up their confusion any.

On the other end of the spectrum, three other characters, the "Dynamites," needed cute little matching red dresses, so I trolled the Lawrence strip malls.  Red is out for the season, I guess, but Maurices came through for me, and they even had the correct sizes.  Did you know, size 1 dresses use approximately the same amount of fabric as 48DD bras.  

Tuesday 2/1
Between Scholars' Bowl, teaching, and my rigorous winter basketball-watching schedule (GO KU!), I started getting concerned about when exactly I was going have hours to devote to sewing costumes.  The Blizzard of '11 provided the perfect opportunity, especially since I couldn't leave the house anyway.  Tuesday was just me, scissors, yards of purple and pink fabric, and Pirates of the Caribbean, for hours and hours.  I felt like I spent most of my time folding and unfolding feather-thin tan pattern paper.  From observing my mother, I have learned that it is possible (with intense concentration) to refold sewing patterns along their original lines.  I wish I didn't know that. 

Wednesday 2/2
Costume construction began.  Patterns don't always lead you to the size that they promise, as if it's not complicated enough to try to figure out what size to cut out.  I spent my afternoon wrestling purple polyester into what I hoped would match up with Edna's 17-year-old-boy-with-feminine-padding measurements. 

Thursday 2/3
Tracy's mother had volunteered to sew two of the costumes, so I sent fabric home with Tracy on Monday. By Tuesday night the costume was finished, but Wednesday morning Tracy showed up in my room on the verge of tears. The finished dress she was to deliver to me had been misplaced in transit. I sent out a desperate plea via Topeka West mass email: "Colleagues: If you have any information on the whereabouts of a large pink sparkly dress..."

The missing dress was later recovered through the combined efforts of the truancy officer, the dance coach, and one very gracious janitor. 

Meanwhile, I had Edna try on her partially-constructed purple wonderdress, and her wonderful bra.  Both fit exactly as I had hoped.  Miracles happen, yes, they do.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Hairspray Costuming Diaries

Fact: Topeka Public Schools has had one complete week of school since the middle of December.


Thanks to blizzards, professional development, and other general scheduling realities, here we are in February, and I'm still just trying to memorize names in my new classes. Forget any kind of continuity or reinforcement of learning in the classroom.

The snow days have made my life and my many hats at times easier and and at times more difficult to juggle. I spent my two free days last week working on my biggest upcoming project, costumes for our production of the musical Hairspray.

This musical has provided the most entertaining and most challenging aspects of my short costuming career, mainly surrounding the characters Edna and Maybelle, two buxom middle-aged fashionistas, who just happen to be played by two large high school boys. The third challenge is Tracy, the show's main character. The story line revolves around the fact that Tracy is chubby; however, in our production, Tracy's actress is definitely. Not. Chubby.

The following is the first part of a documentation of my Hairspray Costuming journey:

Sun, 1/16
I spent two hours wandering Hancock Fabrics. After walking in circles several times, and assembling a pile of every sequined and feathered embellishment I could find, staring dazed around the store, and settling on only one of many fabrics I would need, I decided I needed to return another day with more focus and specific numbers. I had one of the employees follow me around with scissors, and I left with 5 bits of shiny pink fabric, 2 bits of purple prints, and 6 plus size patterns, which I hoped would fit my 50"-waisted Edna. "Honey," the store manager commented mildly, as I dug for my credit card, "you do realize these patterns are not your size?"

Sun 1/23 Returned to Hancock Fabrics, costume sketches and yardage estimates in hand. Another two hours later, I had settled on the following:
12 yards of airbrushed-look purple rose print.
2 yards of white sequin elastic
4 pink feather boas
6 yards of pink faux-suede
5 huge white buttons
4 yards of pink sequin
2 yards of red sequin
1 yard of white sequin
5 yards of yellow flower print
Watching the pile of future work accumulate on the counter in front of me, I briefly considered a panic attack, but the look on the sales associate's face told me I needed to be strong for both of us. I left Hancocks feeling both very accomplished and very scared.